Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...