Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...