Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Bored? Try these!
Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...