Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
a mean looking woman
|Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...