Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...