What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...