Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...
The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...
Marriage Secrets…
Secret tips for making a marriage last…My wife and I have the secrets to...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...