Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
It was the age when knighthood was in flower…
It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away...