A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...