Two Black Eyes
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Baked Beans
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Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
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Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...