Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!