Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!