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At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...