I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
More Church Bloopers!
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The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
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The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...