Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.