What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...