Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...