Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
English is very strange
|Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...