Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.