What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...