Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...