Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
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Too Much Computer
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Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
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Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
A Cynics Guide to Life:
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Work Better Than Sex
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Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...