Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...