Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...