The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.