Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...