Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Student Bloopers – Part II!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Call us for assistance
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...