Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...