Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...