Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...