Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...