You are under arrest!
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What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
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Christmas Punnies!
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Get me an ambulence now
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The Slow Racehorse
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Why do they call it PMS?
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New element was found
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A very depressed man
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