Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Too much of the 90′s!
Signs you’ve had too much of the 90′s!You try to enter your password on...