Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Slow Bicycle race
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Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
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The 2 P’s
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Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Skiing season training
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Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...