Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...