The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...