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Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
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Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
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The Hollywood/English Dictionary
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What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
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If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes
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