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Presidential Election worries
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A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
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A Senior Citizen
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The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....