There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...