Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins
A Guide to Love and Sex for VirginsAs a young, modern virgin of the...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...