Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.