Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
Mega moron awards
|MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...