Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...