Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.