A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...