Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...