Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!