Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...