Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s