The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!