Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...