Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...