You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...