An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...