Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...